MATTOON: THE DOWNSTATE PART OF A BLUE STATE GETS THE RIGID DIGIT FROM MCFLIGHTSUIT
Oh, guys, that $1.5B Coal operation to boost the coal industry by creating the "cleanest coal-based energy in the world"? Yeah, you won the bid.....but we're scrubbing it. You're getting the "Blue Screw". Seems to me we got the same screw with the SuperCollider when we were a Red State. Maybe it's not politics. Maybe it's just because we're "Flyover and Flush" territory.
I'm sure Our Republican Friends from the Illinois Delegation will flip this. Somehow, I can't wait to hear Aaron Schock tap dance on this puppy.
Thanks, Georgie. The people of downstate Illinois Love you even more than we did yesterday, more or less.