MEDICAL DEFINITION OF "BENIGN, IDIOPATHIC, SEIZURE"
"Benign" means it's happening to the patient and not the doc. "Benign" is in the eye of the beholder.
"Idiopathic" is medicalspeak for "beats me why it happened!" (This has taken the place of "must be virus").
"Seizure" is what happens to your car in Illinois after the 3rd DUI.