Thursday, January 24, 2008

THIS JUST IN!: BASIN PROPOSES DRAFT LEGISLATION

The Basin has submitted the following new law for consideration by the State Legislature:

"All Public Acts shall be named with a descriptive name detailing the subject matter covered and the purpose of the legislation. In no event will any legislation be named after or referred to as a Person's law, either by first name last name or nickname. Proper form shall be substantially, "An act in relation to..." , "The welfare of ...........Act" or "An act to ........" Under no circumstances shall a law be titled "....................'s Law"

Upon its passage this law shall be referred to and compiled as "Tony's Law"

14 Comments:

At 3:30 PM, January 24, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

hahaha Now that is PHUNNY !


I told U/G today that the Clinton meat grinder is starting . I saw the Obama /Reszeko in the sun times , then the "present" votes of 130.........


The most interesting Primary will be how bad the Clinton camp chews up poor Obama . The Clinton camp is crusty Ole junk yard dawgs .

They took out Bush Sr , hate to say it but Obama isn't as daunting as taking out a standing Pres who was the Director of the CIA .


Grabbing popcorn

 
At 3:57 PM, January 24, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Damn! I saw the front page of S-T yesterday and about croaked. Four words took up 3/4 of front page "Clinton Plays Reszko Card"

To be fair, Any successful politician is gonna gather some Reszkos. Anglers are always attaching themselves to politicians. "I hardly knew him...He wasn't my real client.....it was only a ten foot strip of land......"are not the appropriate responses.

"We were young and working hard to be successful. We used to play basketball together. We worked in the same soup kitchen as volunteers. We led the fund drive for the homeless shelter. We knocked on doors for (fill in a loved politician). I don't know anything about the current (fill in blank...money laundering...migratory waterfowl act.....interstate transportation of dwarfs for throwing contests) but I'm praying for his family and I sure hope none of it is true."

Jimmy Carter did a lot of politically dumb things but he never cut and ran on Bert Lance. I think a lot of people admired him for that, many more than who actually knew what the hell Bert was charged with. Unfortunately, knowing how to handle friends doesn't cancel out the misery index.

TYFCB

 
At 4:28 PM, January 24, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

I bet Emil Jones and Chicago State become a National story soon . The Clinton team is tough and used to fighting Rove .........


They are battle tested.


As a Political Junkie , this is the kind of stuff we have not seen since the 1960's

 
At 4:47 PM, January 24, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

But the former president, stumping in South Carolina on his wife's behalf, hurled a venomous new broadside against Obama.

"I never heard a word of public complaint when Mr. Obama said Hillary was not truthful, no character, was poll-driven," he told startled reporters.

"When he put out a hit job on me at the same time he called her the senator from Punjab, I never said a word," he said, referring to an Obama campaign memo last year that attacked the Clintons' links to the Indian-American community.


"Shame on you!" the former president exclaimed, berating the reporters for picking up on Obama's attacks instead of focusing on the issues that he said mattered, such as the faltering US economy.

Simmering tensions between the two campaigns erupted late Monday at a Democratic debate, when Obama and the former first lady traded accusations of dishonesty, policy U-turns and campaign trickery.

Obama again accused the Clintons of twisting his remarks to suggest he was endorsing Republican ideas, and shot back at their claims that he has been inconsistent in his opposition to the war in Iraq -- which she voted for.



SEE THIS IS GREAT STUFF "Shame on you" hahaha WJC is just warming up

 
At 4:51 PM, January 24, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my advice to the Democrats:

If one doesn't like the sight of blood, but wants to play politics with the Clintons, it might be best to invest in blindfolds.

Of all the amoral things the Clintons have done over the past 30 years, tag-teaming Obama on his race is the most dastardly, in my opinion.

Not only to Obama, but to America.

 
At 4:59 PM, January 24, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has been a remarkable sight to see the former President of the United States get in the gutter to attack Obama. With his superstar media popularity, he can get instant, loving coverage of his every utterance while being shielded from criticism because of his iconic status in the party.

He will be an extremely formidable weapon for Hillary in a general election.

 
At 6:29 PM, January 24, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Took 1647

The more the press wails about WJC hitting too hard, the more his real message "THERE ARE NO PRINCES" gets out to folks in Pennsylvania, Ohio and Missouri where the action really is.

Keep up that negative coverage. Let the world know there are no free lunches if you wanna take shots at Senator Clinton.

TYFCB

 
At 6:43 PM, January 24, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

Clinton's law :

Thou will not Diss Hil , or thou shall feel the pain , while WJC does that song & dance " I feel your pain" .......


Today is just one finger tip of the Gloves coming off !



Poor Obama picked a pissing fight with a Skunk . Sen Punjab remark will bring the gloves off and a WJC bitch slap .


I bet the blood will be so bad that Obama won't be picked as VP either !


I love this stuff

 
At 7:59 PM, January 24, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

629

Take a break from the Kool Aid sport. His real message is "OBAMA IS BLACK". They will point to his victory in SC as an illustration of this.

The white liberals who will decide the Democratic race are genuinely excited about the prospect of an African-American elected president. They are equally, if not more, desperate not to be considered racist. But never underestimate the ability of a liberal to rationalize.

On the one hand they yearn to prove themselves racially virtuous; on the other hand is their conviction that other less enlightened Americans can't be trusted to give a black candidate a fair shake. On the one hand they claim to be champions of minorities; on the other they have developed a reflexive instinct to protect rather than promote minorities.

But won't guilty white liberals turn to Obama as a sacrament of racial absolution? Not necessarily.

Deep down, guilty white liberals feel guilty about other people's attitudes and behavior, not their own. To the contrary they are smugly certain of their own racial virtue; in fact, (they will tell themselves) they care so deeply about black people that they feel an obligation to protect them from an unenlightened electorate. Don't be surprised if many white liberals end up voting against Obama, while telling themselves they are doing it because they are so supportive of minority aspirations.

 
At 4:36 AM, January 25, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

1959,

"Smug" and "Guilty" in the same piece.

We've no graduated from psychobabble to anthrobabble.

I'm so sorry your disappointed that HRC has not volunteered to be the prince's punching bag.

TYFCB

 
At 8:57 AM, January 25, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it!!! I love it!!! The Democrats, the all inclusive party, the party of slavery, the party with a former (maybe) KKK in the Senate, the party that fines it ok to kill your unborn kid but not a snail, is lynching Obama right in front of the whole world. And the whole white liberal establishment doesn’t know which rock to hide under. I’m going to vote for Obama just because he has the balls to take on the Clintons and all their crooked cronies. You go Obama!!!

 
At 10:48 AM, January 25, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

HRC was on the Today show smiling while putting a fine edge on her Battle Axe !


Lovin this !


popcorn & beer and it has just started

 
At 1:15 PM, January 25, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

Don't paint the Clintons with crooked cronies as fast without checking Obama ..........

Trained by Emil Jones


The taint of Emil's school of Gov't isn't good . Have you checked your CIPS bill much ?


Obama's ghosts will start pouring out of that master closet soon . He's in a fight with Pit bulls that would have chewed Mike Vick's ass up .

 
At 4:34 PM, January 25, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

Tony Rezko has only 2 people he gave political money to , Obama & Blaggo !

 

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