Sunday, January 13, 2008

NEW RULE! WHO KNEW?

New Rule of Democratic Primaries, primary code section 316.948(b) (The new amendment, just out, is in red.)

"Any person affiliated with a candidate for President of United States may, without penalty or sanction, point out where an opposing candidate has behaved, spoken or voted in a manner inconsistent with that candidate's stated policy or belief; Provided, however, when the opposing candidate is a princely Senator from Illinois, no affiliated person, including former Presidents of the United States, shall point out errors, inconsistencies, or fallacies offered by that opposing candidate and, further provided, that everything the opposing candidate says must be taken as true and worshipful at all times."

"Sanctions: failure to adhere to the foregoing worshipful posture shall result in penalties including, without limitation to: Having your statements unfairly abridged by Tim Russert, sharing a confined space with Al Sharpton, being accused of racism by several people who have no idea what the affiliated person actually said and having to smell Wolf Blitzer's breath at close quarters."

2 Comments:

At 1:14 PM, January 14, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's no wonder people get so tired of politics. What person in their right mind would want to step into the cesspool?

 
At 3:43 PM, January 14, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Bushie,

Your point is well taken. We are fortunate that talented people do step up and face the cesspool because that is the crucible in which our leaders, for better or worse, are tempered.

TYFCB

 

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