CHICAGO LAWYERS: WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTION

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No photos of suspect paralegal. That'll be the other shoe.

OSAMA IN RIGOR: LET THE POLITICKIN' BEGIN

I think we can all agree that this is a bad day for Osama.

But I'll betcha the Foxies and the lefties express some seriously differing views on whether it was a good day or a bad day for Obama.

On the on the one hand, it will be argued, he's not soft on HomeSec any more. On the other hand, the righties will say it shoulda happened sooner, he shouldn't have dissed a nice nuclear ally like Pakistan and besides, he wasn't born in the United States and the Birth Cert. was actually forged by a Ukrainian Arms Dealer who once dated his mother and, double besides, if we can get Osama Bin Laden, why can't we get all these illegals outta Arizona?

Good luck on the Unity thing, Mr. Prez.