Wednesday, May 25, 2011

CHICAGO LAWYERS: WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTION

Click here for lawyers in suspended development circa 7th grade.

No photos of suspect paralegal. That'll be the other shoe.

7 Comments:

At 5:28 PM, May 25, 2011, Anonymous JDH said...

Titties!

 
At 5:29 PM, May 25, 2011, Anonymous JDH said...

For the record, my nephew is with legal for Sears in Chicago.

 
At 9:27 AM, May 26, 2011, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Favorite line in the article:
"Personally, I like large breasts," (Gooch) said.

 
At 9:50 AM, May 27, 2011, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may not be the best judge of feminine beauty and allure, but from the photo I've seen of the alleged buxom beauty, I wouldn't make a fool of myself over her---but I'm not a lawyer!

But what is it with lawyers and the ladies? I'm thinking of John Edwards and our Rock Island County Democrat state's attorney who was recently busted for providing booze to a minor girl he represented in her case against one of her teachers bonking her. Oh my! The phone records from the investigation are now coming out and even though he is married with children, he just couldn't help himself from hitting on her and her underaged pals.

Sad and pathetic.

Maybe the law schools should have courses on the proper way lawyers should comport themselves professionally.

Nah! What fun would that be?

QC Examiner

 
At 10:51 AM, May 28, 2011, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bust Mishandled by Judge

Lawyer with small claim intimidated by large bust.

 
At 10:53 AM, May 29, 2011, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Hey, QCE!

Didn't hear about your SA. Sounds like overcooking the exhortation to get close to your victims and witnesses.

TYFCB

 
At 1:59 PM, May 29, 2011, Anonymous Anonymous said...

improvement/correction:

"Lawyer with Small claim presents Limp opinion in face of Large Bust"

Bill

 

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