CHAMPAIGN STRANGE: WHY BOTHER?

The story's pretty simple. A now resigned U of I gymnastics coach is accused of covertly videotaping a male gymnast in the locker room. For details, if you care, click here .

Now my question is this. If you're a guy and interested in other guys' body parts, why not just look at the guy in his unie? Those gymnastics unies don't leave much to the imagination anyhow.

Coach, I'd hold off on the CareerBuilder.Com for now. I think you've been iron-crossed off the list.