CHICAGO: LANCE BRIGGS JUST SHUT UP!

Uh, Lance, nobody is interested in your story of oppression and disrespect that the Bears are offering you a mere $33M to play football. After listening to you say "It is what it is!" about thirty times, I would guess your other employment options are a bit limited.

Negotiate privately for a contract or a trade or a ham sandwich. I don't care. But, please, keep your public outcries to a minimum.

Oh, BTW, if you sit out next year, what's the over and under number for when your Hummer gets repossessed. You coulda been Walter Payton but you're working your way towards Micheal Ray Richardson.