MODEST OBSERVATIONS ON THE "ONE LOSS" BOWL

We live in the information age. Shutdown Cover Corners no longer go to their State University. They know what a rare commodity they are so what do they do can best be described as follows:

"Cover Corners don't go where they might have to play in the Snow".

Give or take a Rocky Top, doesn't snow much in the SEC and not at all in Gainesville. Florida by ten.