DREW PETERSON IS MARRYING AGAIN.....
.....and the happy couple is registered at:
Crate and Barrel (55 Gallon Drum Department)
Duct Tape Unlimited (Ask for "Larry" in "Extra Strength" Department)
Clorox Outlet Stores (Pour-Spout Department)
Bed, Bath and Afterlife
Bolingbrook-McCauley Funeral Chapel and Crematorium
You have to draw the line somewhere....no gun shops.
posted by UMRBlog @ 08:33
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6 Comments:
Someone needs to tell that girl that there are quicker ways to commit suicide.
How do you divorce a missing person?
A) Publish the Summons in a Newspaper of General Circulation in the county of residence;
B) Attach a copy to every 55 gallon drum in the county.
Hook her up w/ my homie Rusty G. at "Discount Caskets of Quincy"
8th & State. Hey Rusty, you got any xmas specials? They have one in the display window that looks nice, her color, too.
Yes, a nice discount casket would be much more stylish than a 55 gallon drum.
HER Dad was on WGN last night.
He is not a happy camper. Very thinly veiled, he threatened violence if that's what it took to keep these nuptials from taking place.
He also looked like he might know which end of grappling hook to hold onto.
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