Sunday, July 02, 2006

SUNDAY SPECIAL: DIRECT LINE TO CHEVVY ADVERTISING GUY WITH THE SPEECH DEFECT

1. Nobody cares where you went to buy baseball cards;

2. Parkside dairy is now a porn shop;

3. This annoying commercial has been running since the Civil War--Please stop the pain!

4. The tri-state area has several fine speech therapists. The letters "th" do not sound like the letter "d";

5. Just so you know, there are other Chevvy dealers in easy driving range of Quincy and their commercials are produced and announced by native english speakers who manage not to be annoying;

6. Just tell people about your outstanding product!

7. There is no charge for this consultation.

9 Comments:

At 4:12 PM, July 02, 2006, Blogger Rocky Cola said...

nice points...I actually liked the commercial the first 167 times I heard it. After 168, I kind of started to lean your way on this one...Heck of a deal aint it ? Er, wrong guy.

 
At 8:57 PM, July 02, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

It now needs a Surgeon General's warning "Attention, the following will provoke the sensation of being pecked to death by autistic ducklings. Listener discretion is advised."

 
At 6:20 AM, July 03, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be the worst commercial on the air. I have told some of the good people that work at that location the same thing.

This commercial must end!!!

 
At 7:48 AM, July 03, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Makes you wonder what car he photographed at what motel, doesn't it?

"Advertising Guy" my Aunt Fannie!

 
At 1:55 PM, July 03, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

It didn't bother me when they had to put the avionics lights on top of Mt. St. Lootie, but that snow cap really had me worried! I thought there was going to be an avalanche in the 'hood, which, by the way, used to be called precinct 22 but is now known as "World 'o cr@p".

I wouldn't wish that on anyone, let alone a ol' buddy like you.

Glad you're back in biz.

 
At 4:19 PM, July 03, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Good, I'm glad you have such a good attitude about it. When the Sherpa's needed oxygen, I was worried.

 
At 12:37 PM, July 05, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the ads the good people of the tobacco companies have now, telling you about what good people they are even though their products kill hundreds of thousands.....

 
At 2:43 PM, July 05, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

The difference there is that it was product killing people. This advertisement, itself is now making people throw themselves off of the WCU building.

 
At 7:12 AM, July 10, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He can't say they have great products, hell he can't even say they have good products. Sooooo to fill the air with hick humor must be the answer.

 

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