Wednesday, June 28, 2006

IN THE USA, WE CALL A GUY WHO KISSES LITTLE BOYS ON THE LOWER ABDOMEN......

......A PERVERT. In the Russian Republic, they call them "MR. PRESIDENT".

Our country went nuts when LBJ grabbed his beagle by the ears. Putin kissing some kid on the stomach is just not gonna work out at all!

I'd really be worried about this if our president hadn't looked into his eyes and seen his soul. Wonder what W saw down there.

Vladdy might have some strange stuff on his cranial hard drive somewhere.

On the other hand, Russians go for that spectacular tragic flaw in their leaders. Lenin liked to make enemies lists. Stalin had a small violent streak. Kruschev had a shoe fetish. Gorby was too normal and he didn't last. Yeltsin had a small drinking problem (like Janis Joplin had a small drug problem.) Hell, even their Chess Players can't keep it together.

Maybe Putin's running mate next time will be a Cubski Skoutski.

1 Comments:

At 6:05 PM, June 29, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Russians have always been creative in ways to deter guerilla warfare. They anticipate who their enemies will become and know where their children go to school and where their mothers shop. "Indirect Prejudice" has always been a lynchpin of Russian ops. A lot of Chechin women have been killed by snipers, while nobody lays a glove on their sons the operatives.

Of course, Vladdy doesn't hire a sky writer to broadcast that his guys were the button men, but the threats do diminish.

Russians do pathos very well. It's in the DNA.

 

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