Thursday, May 28, 2009

PHILADELPHIA: ARTIFICIAL "SWEETEN"ER

How come whenever someone wants to cover up their own night moves and pose as a crime victim, they always make the phony criminals black guys?

Never any Russian Mafia, Mexican Drug Cartels or sex-crazed white guys? The Susan Smith Syndrome rides again.

Have a little imagination, people!

5 Comments:

At 5:33 AM, May 28, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Especially with a kidnapping thing...when I think random kidnapping I think middle-aged white guy with aviator frame glasses and a comb-over.

 
At 11:05 AM, May 28, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I trust you won't be gettin any upgrades to the fancy suite, UMR.

MF-ers need to pay their taxes. What they doin w/ the money?

 
At 12:36 PM, May 28, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a man whose story has changed so many times, the press isn't even bothering to keep track anymore. They simply refer to his ever changing explanations as "another layer" to an "evolving story" as Chicago Tribune reporters Ashley Rueff, Rick Pearson and Jeff Coen did above. It is at least the 6th alteration in what Burris has said - a record even for an Illinois pol.

This man is incapable of telling the truth. It remains to be seen if Harry Reid or his number two man in the senate, Burris' Illinois colleague Dick Durbin (who vouched for Burris with Reid) will do anything about this total embarrassment to the state, his party, and the senate.

 
At 6:58 AM, May 29, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UMR, they're having another "swap meet" @ OLC this weekend, nothing like shady characters with warrants in their home states selling nun-chucks, knifes, and throwing stars.

"They confiscated everything, even the stuff we DIDN'T steal"

 
At 7:04 AM, May 29, 2009, Blogger UMRBlog said...

I don't know what's worse, the vendors or the felons buying throwing stars.

Very glad to OOB this weekend.

(For those of you scoring at home, that's OutOfBasin)

TYFCB

 

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