THR RIP CITY LIQUIDATORS' TRAVELING SALVATION SHOW PLAYS QUINCY

Observations from the OLC "Liquidators" extravaganza:

Authenticity--I wonder what percentage of the watches and other items were knockoffs. I'd be shocked if it were anything under eighty.

Warmth--If there were any way the vendors could have been more rude and abusive, I can't think of it. If someone asked them a question about their merch, the standard response was "we're cutting deals here!"--as in "pay up or get out!"

Stuff--wonder who owned this crap before it was "liquidated"? Wonder if the guys selling have any ownership interest in it at all.

Bathing-- Would have been a good idea for all staff but particularly the "greeter" at the door. Good idea to have exact change because he picks his nose before he hands back change.

Armament--CrossBows, Oriental Swords, Kendo sticks, nunchaks, throwing stars and Bowie knives. Given that half of the audience when I was there consisted of convicted felons, I'd say Quincy now has the best armed criminal contingent of any downstate city. But, By God, the liqies made sure they didn't sell that stuff to anyone under 18. What a show of responsibility.

Bait and Switch--A few years ago, we had a responsible liquidation company come to town occasionally. Their people were presentable, their sales presentation orderly and mostly they spoke English. Maybe those people sold out. Maybe these people are imposters. Beats me. All I know is that I used to worry when the Carnies came to town. If had to choose between these folks again and the Carnies, bring on the Carnies.

Glad I saw it because I couldn't have believed it. I hope it was a big payday for the OLC because it was not much of a community event.