Monday, August 18, 2008

HOMICIDE AND GOLF

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did."

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her
face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."

6 Comments:

At 5:24 PM, August 19, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, EXACTLY, is your point -- if you have one???

 
At 8:30 PM, August 19, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

This is humor from my cousin. You probably have to be a weekend golfer to have a shot at getting it.

No point other than a laugh.

 
At 8:57 PM, August 19, 2008, Blogger Rodney Hart said...

Tony .... don't try to cheer these Web Warriors up! Humor? What a concept ....

 
At 6:15 AM, August 20, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

It's like a Proctologist's waiting room in local blogosphere lately. When the funnybone is ready the joke shall appear.

Sheesh.

 
At 7:51 AM, August 20, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

rh

There's plenty of humor out there. Just read the H-W. What a joke.

 
At 8:25 PM, August 20, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

I told this joke at work --- 5 times

 

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