Thursday, August 07, 2008

FREE MAURICE CLARETT!

Please! It's the only way to make the Favre stories stop.

Doctor, the pain starts in the back of neck and works its way up through my eyeballs. Make it stop!

Update: Favre traded to the (in the words of Dan Jenkins) "Dog Ass Jets".

Update to the Update: Willy Mays ended his career with the METS --Hit .211 with six home runs and 25 RBI. Operative Feeling for him was pity. Beware the "Finish Your Career In New York" Deal.

2 Comments:

At 7:38 AM, August 07, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Jets will let him have Glenn Foley's jersey number?

They ought to give him 12 just for kicks and grins.

 
At 7:57 AM, August 07, 2008, Blogger UMRBlog said...

That's how sick I am! Already considered both of those things.

Interestingly, neither the Packers nor the Jets moved on the board in Vegas for proposition bets. I'm told that the Jets over/under number will move up but there seems to be no rush.

TYFCB

 

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