"DIVISION" SERIES (MISNOMER) TURNS ON THE "DOS": SEGUNDO DETERMINENTE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)

Five game series all around. Universal truth. The number one starters are a wash everywhere (Example: Is Sabbathia better than Wang every day?). Assume they split. The key becomes the twos. If Carmona wins two games, Indians win. If Lilly wins two games, Cubs win. It's like "Follow the Money" in Watergate.

Follow the two hole. That's where the troof lives!

Now don't bother me for the rest of day, I'm busy choking like a dog. First Pitch at 2105--you're killin' me here!