THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

So far today, I've been in the Circuit Court, the State's Attorney's Office, the Circuit Clerk, The Probation Department, the City Treasurer, Comptroller, HR Director and Reception area. There's one or more sick person in every one of them.

What a recipe for epidemic disease. Get everybody on a negative diet, sleep deprived and full of anxiety, then jam them into crowded places (Malls, WalMarts, Churches and Parties) where they can share all of the mutant, antibiotic resistant bugs they've cooked up in their little human petry dishes and then, if they're not already contaminated, keep them in the house all day sharing the same food source.

Honoring Baby Jesus by viral sharing--It's a family value. Since we really don't know what date Jesus was actually born on, maybe we should Spread the holiday around in the warm months. You know, like A-E in May, F-M in June, etc. This would also help reduce stress on package handlers and spread cash flow more evenly for retailers. I'll be the Centers for Disease Control would like it!