WHO WROTE THAT GRANT?

I just read in several national newspapers that there was this massive study done to gauge the sexual activity of young people. The came to the astonishing conclusion that a boatload of youngsters were having intercourse before they got married. Can you imagine that?

That was certainly money well spent. They should have stood it on its head and studied whether the guys who were claiming to score regularly actually were (or whether it was the quiet guy who didn't put his business in the street.)

I feel like a better person for having this penetrating knowledge.