GOOD MEDICINE IS GOOD POLITICS: SPECIAL TO GUY DEMOCRATS OVER FORTY

As Norman Schwarzkopf noted some years ago, "The stupidest thing a man can do is die of prostate cancer". Why? Because, detected early, it is one of the most treatable, non-lethal cancers. So, all you democrat guys, ask your doctor when you should start getting tested and do what he/she says. In this way, as we age, there'll be more democrat survivors than republicans and we'll whip them with the old-retired-guy vote! Once a year to ensure your survival undergo a simple quick test. There is really no downside.

Side note to our republican friends. We really don't mind if you counter this medico-political move by getting yourselves tested. Let's all be healthy and fight it out till we're 96 or so!