AMERICAN LIT ASSIGNMENT

Go to this site and buy the first book listed here

This is important.  Don't make me do the pistol and puppy thing.

Sometime this Spring, I will get your copy messaged and autographed by the author.  This is his first book. 

I've already told him that, if he starts putting his sunglasses up on the top of his head, smoking a pipe, wearing tweed or crossing his legs all artsy-funny, I'll put the big brother pimp-slap on him. 

Buy his book, make him successful.  I'll keep him humble.

Did I mention the book is available here?