Wednesday, April 02, 2008

NEW BEEMER FEATURE: PETA PROTEST COMING!

Starting in next year's models, certain beemers will automatically shock any dog who whizzes on the vehicle. If I remember my Pavlov correctly, this means dogs will soon be whimpering before they even fire.

Somehow, I'm guessing this is going to be a bit beneath cup holders on the utility scale.

3 Comments:

At 9:47 AM, April 02, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

I am far more excited about the 328xi D ..........it beat the Prius in miles per gallon and has 300 hp with twin turbo .


BMW will produce a ton of the deisel models and when an inline 6 beats a roller skate HYBRED ........



Nazi Engineers kick some major global warming @ss

 
At 9:47 AM, April 02, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

I get around 35 mpg on the highway if I set the cruise control at 78 mph I get around 37 mpg

 
At 9:51 AM, April 02, 2008, Blogger TOOKIE said...

The BMW decision follows an increased interest in diesel cars in the U.S. market, with a 95% increase in light duty diesel registrations from 2000 to 2005. Clearly, the European manufacturers have the edge when it comes to diesel engine technology, with a large number of production-ready products already available across the old continent. Just look at one the cars on offer in Europe: a 5 Series with the smallest available diesel engine achieves a U.S. fuel economy of 39.9 mpg, with respectable acceleration times, for example. You can sign me up for one of those right now.

 

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