Tuesday, February 19, 2008

MCCAIN'S RULES OF OHIO CAMPAIGNING

Rule One: If you vote for Bambi over me, Osama will kill your babies and make your mother glow in the dark

Rule Two: When in doubt, refer to Rule One.

End Stump Speech.

1 Comments:

At 2:37 PM, February 20, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's what I heard McCain say about his opponent in the general:

"an eloquent but empty call for change that promises no more than a holiday from history and a return to the false promises and failed policies of a tired philosophy that trusts in government more than the people."

Good stuff.

 

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