Wednesday, December 02, 2009

NUMBERS ONLY VOICEMAIL

Gosh, all these years, I've thought "numbers only" voicemail just meant the owner was tech-challenged and couldn't put the voice on it.

Now I get it. You devils, you.

4 Comments:

At 1:14 PM, December 02, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did wife use a 7 iron?
Someone else was playing with the driver.

What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

What do seals and Tiger have in common?
They both get clubbed by scandis.

and they get worse of course ...

 
At 8:14 AM, December 03, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UMR, what say you bout Tiger Gate?, Come on, it's got golf, cocktail waitresses, cigarette girls, lawyers, legal charges, stuff we're all interested in! I would think it's post worthy at least!!

Weigh in , UMR!!! Penny for your thoughts on you man eldred! Your gag order is lifted!

 
At 9:36 AM, December 04, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:24

Gee, they put "Gate" behind all cluster @345 -type things, you seemed to put more into the "gate", way more, than I did, we'll chalk that up to you needing to get a life.......


So get a life, or something like that. Yea.

 
At 8:21 AM, December 12, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus? ????????



Santa Claus stops after three "ho's".

 

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