Monday, November 16, 2009

A NON-DOOMSDAY EXPLANATION: 2012

The Mayan calendar runs out in 2012. Some folks interpret that to mean the world will end.

The most coherent explanation I have read is that the Mayan civilization collapsed under the weight of comprehensive cocaine addiction.

So we can choose to believe that a bunch of cokeheads are prescient about our future. Another option is to believe they were a bunch of cokeheads and started scoring and stopped calendaring. Until one of the Mayan Hierogliphs translates to "Sarah Palin," I'll take door number two.

4 Comments:

At 1:37 PM, November 16, 2009, Blogger Rocky Cola said...

Were screwed..
It actually translates to...
B-U-D-P-E-L-O-S-I

 
At 7:02 AM, November 17, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We just paid NASA a million bucks or so, to tell us the Mayan calendar doesn't end in 2012, it just starts over, like going from January to December.

The Kenyan hieroglyphics say ...

"OBAMAO"

 
At 6:08 PM, November 17, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

C-U-B-S-C-H-A-M-P-S

 
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