Friday, November 02, 2007

INDUSTRIAL DEVELOPMENT'S SECRET WEAPON FOR THE BASIN: WATER

While Tennessee, Alabama and Georgia fight over a pond full of water, not enough to satisfy any one of them, manufacturers still look to locate in the South.

Memo to GREDF: Tell everybody we have water out the Wazoo. Sometimes it even leaves its levees but we've got gobs of it. Need water for your plant, office complex or warehouse? Bring it to the Basin!

Not only that, we have a bunch of diligent, well hydrated folks who can set an alarm clock and show up for work just dyin' to be your employee.

Not enough water in your exotic location? Come to the Basin and you'll say "H, 2, Oh-Boy!"

(Oh, no, Tookie. This is the opposite of Waterboarding. Pay attention)

15 Comments:

At 5:51 AM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

I am Pro water boarding if it can gain the intel we need that might save an American life.


With terrorists , they don't really fall under an International law , except the LAW of the Sea under Pirates .....


Pirates don't fair to well under the standards of Int'l Law.


Thus is the very GREY shade of the war on Terror .

 
At 5:53 AM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

And give those Southern Cooters a chance they will dig a cannal and re-route the Mississippi away from that Foreign Nation of Mississippi !


The only of our 50 states where one needs a pass port and a translator to enter !

:)




Even though Oxford is still to this day like walking in a Faulkner book .

 
At 5:54 AM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

And don't get me going on GREDF .......


"Life is Good " signage ?


That is an area we need to REVAMP !

 
At 5:59 AM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

Also I have not only a MAN CRUSH but a full blown love affair with my ATT Black Berry (crack berry --can't set the thing down ) Curve.

The Digital cam w/ flash is nicer than my digi Kodak !

The user interface is so easy !



The past few days I have blogged & worked while napping from my leather couch with a high fever.



I can open any MS document & make changes including excell. Works with Quick books also .



The son of a bitch is like my CRAP TOP ...yet better .



I have a key for my work email & my yahoo email .


Battery life smoked my US HELLular Razor . Reception is great .


ATT razor is still tops on reception , but this is a close 2nd .



And just getting this on to my Bundled bill I actually saved $34 a month .



Like I won the fricken lotto .

 
At 12:07 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger THE ORACLE... said...

Don't forget to tell potential manufacturers about the high quality men and women that work hard to provide pure drinking water to our fine citizens.

 
At 12:25 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger UMRBlog said...

I guess you know you just chummed the waters for largemouthed mouthbreathers.

Have a good weekend.

TYFCB

 
At 12:29 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

We do have good water here ! I swear of all the places I have been Quincy's tap water is just damn good .

I did the John Spring on the WTAD "live blog" via my Man crush crackberry ...........


I love this phone !




I have never said those words in my life but man I love this phone

 
At 12:31 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Hey Took,

You got a new phone or somethin'? Why don't you tell us about it?

TYFCB

 
At 12:38 PM, November 02, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do they have to bring in an outside attorney to handle this mess with city employees?

 
At 12:46 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

I got a blackberry curve ......


How I lived with my GHETTO cell for so long I will never know . I swear this is like fire to a cave man.

Now the wife's iphone is neeto and all , but this black berry is like a pick up truck.


Function over form !



Love the damn thing !

 
At 1:09 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger THE ORACLE... said...

Tookie's new phone looks like a yellow chicken.

 
At 1:50 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Damn,

New Phone, huh? Hadn't heard.

Why don't you tell us some more about it?

 
At 1:50 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

It has a Crimson protective case .....


Yellow just would not match anything around here and you know me being "Mr Style" , I would not want to clash with the earth tones of Casa Del Too-Kay

 
At 1:53 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

And was does a cup of hater water with lemon & a teaspoon of honey make one feel better ?

I swear I am damn near living off the stuff !

 
At 2:01 PM, November 02, 2007, Blogger TOOKIE said...

Also besides my computer ....... I am a pretty low tech guy.

My TV's ONLY get replaced when they 100% Die . I don't have a home stereo !

I used a GHETTO cell for so long it barely showed the names & it dropped more calls than TENN recievers did last Sat .


But this PUPPY is bad ass !



Also it's blue toothed to my car so next time the 5-0 nails me for THUMPING David Allen Coe or Johnny Cash ........



I can speed dial a lawyer ! via my steering wheel !



Then let em listen to the whole convo !




Now that my fiends is COOL !



actually may cross into the UBER Cool zone .......



Or my meds are free flowing .....



Either way I am good with it !




Sure beats picking on the City Admin for a change !

 

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