LOOTIE FOR STATE REPRESENTATIVE, ILLINOIS 93rd District!
Our international editorial staff has pondered this local election and decided we must endorse Lootie for State Rep in the 93rd.
Lootie has a strong platform for recycling consumables and the Trike is a striking symbol of fossil fuel conservation. I also have it on good authority that Lootie's strong experience with natural disasters and infrastructure failures will lead to an appointment by Speaker Madigan to the Homeland Security/Disaster Response Committee and specifically the all-important "Midnight Requisition" subcommittee.
Please join the entire Upper Mississippi River Basin in supporting this creative and dynamic candidate whose story of dealing with his disability of being vertically challenged is so very inspiring.
posted by UMRBlog @ 04:01
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1 Comments:
This iz uh nice blog ya gots in here. Can I come in an' speak muh ma f#$^in mind? Don't mind if I do. I th'o't ya sent me up in da early 80,s, but awww well, dat'slife, it don' matter now. My Cousin Lootie iz uh great cat an' has ta be elected by brothas fo' state representative. His `64 iz uh BMW, an' he likes colt 45 uh lot. He comes from uh solid bidness background, an' from uh nice family. What mo' do ya all wants? Elect cousin Lootie ta da state crib. You won't be sorry. Get ya asses out dere an vote fo' him. When iz da election, in December? Is it 'bfoe Christmas? sho 'nuff!
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