Wednesday, May 24, 2006

THE STEALTH STATE REP. RACE, 94th DISTRICT: SUBTITLE "MR. MYERS, THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR"

While Chuckasaurus Rex was blocking out the sun, moon and stars, not to mention almost all the media, a funny thing happened. Rich Myers caught an opponent on the other side of the Legislative District. This race could be a grease fire for Myers.

Rich is a great guy. The folks around the collar of Macomb love him. If there's a family event such as a wedding or funeral, he's there.

He's also pretty good at constituent services.

Still, it's fair to say he's not a star and his minority party is so incredibly poorly positioned that he can't do much anyway. On his best day, he's a poor public speaker. Moreover, while people may like him, polls show ordinary citizens don't like "the legislature" or even "the government". He's both. At this stage, it appears the tendency among independent voters will be to vote the "ins" out, especially if they are republicans. Finally, and this is odd, his party's house committee is not raising much money. He probably won't be a featured race so there may not be a lot for him out of that pot.

Add to this that every time he's had a presentable opponent, he has just narrowly won. This despite one of his opponents having had some reputation problems and one having a geography problem. They still scared the beJesus out of him. And that was before some preposterous fiction writer on crack invented a John Sullivan.

While the free world is watching the Chucker's Oddesy (Also known as Larry Ehmen's Agonistes), democrats could shoplift the "other" seat.

25 Comments:

At 8:56 AM, May 24, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

For those you with pencils and scorecards at home, the above is a reference to comment on another blog.

I think you hadda be there but I posted the recycling FWIW

 
At 11:02 AM, May 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would almost place good money on the keg & pork though .

I mean Good Il German Catholic + hog roast + cold brew = I think SMFBA may be right .

Depends on the Bud light vs Miller Lite . Also is said hog roast was in those dog days of August where only Hell, Jackson , Ms & the sun are hotter than Q-Town.

Then i think most of the city's male populace could pull that Greek god effort with the keg & the pork.


Just thinking about a hog roast has this YR HUNGRY !

It has to be a mid-west thing, but roasted pig is GOOD !

 
At 12:26 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Unless you happen to be the pig. Then it's a pretty big commitment.

 
At 12:48 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

P Squared,

A very good pollster said that about 30% of incumbents would lose if the alternative is simply "Not This Guy". "Challenger" is "Not this guy". Even better that it really means "None of the Above."

Thank you for stopping by

 
At 1:01 PM, May 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PP ,

We here in Adams Cty blog zone central get distracted real fast !

thanks for getting us back on the topic at hand .......


Darn it was it on Chuck , Roasted Pork , Beer , or Meyers ?


Hell When in Doubt speak ill on non of the above ESP the pork .

;) GWT to a guy in the North

 
At 7:28 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Rocky Cola said...

Where is the love ?

I will link you,if you will link me.....

http://rockycola.blogspot.com/

 
At 10:28 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

I'm self-employed and I said this week. It's still this week. Trust me. I'm game.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 8:09 PM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Senor Badass said...

areeba

 
At 7:05 AM, May 26, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Senior Nasty Crack,

We truly appreciate the time and thought that went into your considered submissions, above. Perhaps next time we can give you a Sharpie and a truck stop latrine wall.

Thanks for stopping by.

 
At 8:17 AM, May 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok ok ...........


Both Uncle T & SMFBA need to chip in & buy me a new keyboard !

I spit coffee on this one

 
At 8:19 AM, May 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ryan,

Should we tell your daddy on you? I am sure Big Larry would take a political blackeye if the public knew how well mannered his CHILD acts.

 
At 9:22 AM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Senor Badass said...

Do what I can, babies, do what I can.

 
At 10:25 AM, May 26, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

1017,

Need to put the tarp down. It's always lurking just below the surface and you just never know when it's going to pop out.

 
At 11:25 AM, May 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if Larry is shocked at any YR's actions a Red @ss baboon will fly out of my turd cutter .

I would bet he's LHMFAO !


Because I am ! But 2 people need to "chip" in for that $27 I just spent on a keyboard !

 
At 11:59 AM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Senor Badass said...

If a person who is not running for office takes a political blackeye for something their alleged adult son, who may or may not even live in town, says... you morons in Q-Town deserve every crooked dem you get. That's why alleged relatives of hypothetical civic leaders move away.

Tell someone. Who are you going to tell? After you do, you can then run to the store and buy a micrometer, which is the only device I know of that can measure how little I give a shit.

I will give you a moment to look up micrometer, dumfucks. Now quit threatening my family. Or I may have to increase the dirty words per capita on future alleged posts.

I will give you a moment to look up per capita.

Now, get back to work before I completely lose interest in this shit.

 
At 12:17 PM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Senor Badass said...

Seriously? You're going to call the father of a fully grown adult and tell him that his kid is saying dirty things on the internet?

Are you sure your parents will let you use the teen line on the basement phone to make that call, or are you going to tell them that you're going to Keith's house to study and make the call from there?

 
At 1:03 PM, May 26, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Uh, fellas,

I've never whacked a post and I don't want to start now. Respectfully requested that we clean it up a bit. There are few people beyond the seventh grade in here and the f-bombs are neither enhancing their enjoyment nor enlightening their world views.

 
At 1:55 PM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Senor Badass said...

Ah. Feel free to whack my post. I might like it. (That was almost impossible to pass up.)

Anyway, most of my anger boils over from the underground's inability to argue anything and whack all posts, filthy or not.

Actually, it is less anger and more that I really enjoy using dirty words. Parochial school will do that to a fella. Also, dirty words are funny. They really are. People who don't think they are are not funny. That's pretty much it.

 
At 3:55 PM, May 26, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

That was borderline Brokeback. Funny, but Brokeback.

On your other points, you don't have to worry about that here. We don't whack posts just beause they come from some other point of view or because we may disagree with them.

dirty words are funny when they're situational. Richard Pryor's dirty words were funny because they were sort of abstrused into the monologue either as wake up calls or as punctuations. Lenny Bruce's were just shock value and that was really kind of boring. Chris Rock does both, nore Lenny than Richard right now.

Anyway, nobody's asking for a complete moratorium, just a little circumspection.

 
At 6:36 AM, May 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another moment of a bird flys by !


How far we got off target ! Now lets find out where some pork is being roasted !


Brokeback Taco= smfba

 
At 7:27 AM, May 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mud Bone was the single best Pryor skit of all time.


Esp the one with Tookem's and the voodo lady with a monkey foot on her neck and a 3 legged monkey , "that monkey didn't give her no shit" .

Thanks alot people because I will be making phone calls and doing Mud Bone all day .


" I was born in Tuppalo , Ms "

Where's Tuppalo ?

"Right near Whapalo . What are you retarded?"

I drove to peopria , Il on a John Deer tractor




gee the boss will hate me post a 3 day weekend of Mud Bone

 
At 6:30 PM, May 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

abstrused is not a word

 
At 7:04 PM, May 27, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

It means to be rendered abstruse.

It became accepted usage while you were out on the arch.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 7:13 PM, May 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never been to St Louis, but I do know they don't just go around willy nilly making verds out of adjectives.

 
At 7:56 PM, May 27, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

I really worry about the promiscous creation of "verds". We could be overcome by a verdian culture.

I suppose I shouldn't talk about the Greening of America either.

Seriously, I take your point. I might have been semi-coining.

Thanks for coming by.

 

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