I'm from the Department of Homeland Security: Just take off your clothes and do what I tell you and everything will be fine

In a bold move, the Department of Homeland Security adopted the former slogan of the Massachussets Archdiocese for its building arches, letterhead and web portal. It reads: "No child's behind left alone!"

Guess you gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything, like, I guess those annoying undercover kiddie porn detectives.

(Yes, I do understand this probably has Gonzo tapping my phone 24/7/365 without benefit of court order--I can live with it)