Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Tom Delay: Fart in the GOP Elevator

Tom Delay is the guy who cuts a timed-release, extra-strength fart in an elevator, then gets off on the third floor. The bioterrorism remains for a couple of more trips up and down, even after the offending butt has gotten off.

Zinga, WWN, Version 2.0 remains in the noxious GOP elevator. Geez, this could be one of the best days of "Fifty Miles Out of the Loop"'s life and he's on freaking vacation. If there was no Denny Hastert, there would have been no Tom DeLay.

4 Comments:

At 3:12 PM, April 04, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

"Coarse Milled" or "Smooth"?

 
At 8:59 PM, April 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DeLay may be the fart in the elevator, but Andrea Zinga is clearly the turd in the punchbowl.

 
At 9:50 PM, April 04, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

EAW,

I have not seen the proposed "Guest Worker". He may be at a site called Donkey Cong or something like that. I'm not gonna link it, but I did laugh at it.

Thanks for coming by

 
At 9:54 PM, April 04, 2006, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Fecal Analogy,

The nitrogenous gas analogy was to colorfully show that the Hamster would continue to be an issue, even off the ticket.

I do however take your point that Wicked Witch North could also stink things up. I believe there is a little whiff of Mark Baker, Post Office Petition Boy still about. But of course he was "For Families and Against Taxes", so he was one of us.

As Noted in the Masthead, You really can't make this stuff up.

 

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