JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM--MINNESOTA HAPPENS

What is it with Minnesota and bathrooms?  First, the late Kirby Puckett is accused of trying to put his slugger someplace other than Louisville.  Then ol' "drop trou" Craig, late of the U.S. Senate, pleads guilty to a little toe tapioca.  Now, a McDonald's night window manager gets fired for letting Adrian Peterson come inside and bust a quick hitter through the "P" gap.  Yup, they interrupted her income stream.

C'mon!  Don't they teach you folks at Hamburger U. that former Oklahoma players are only armed and dangerous if they played for Barry Switzer?