JULIA, BIP, STANLEY: HEADS UP!

This is a bad week for Robertses. Chief Justice had a seizure Sunday. Robin Roberts, the charming and estimable co-hostess of GMA announced she has breast cancer.

If that were my last name, I think I'd get my annual physical and, other than that, stay out of traffic.

Loren, the golf pro, should not play with lightning anywhere within 100 miles.

If Pernell's not already dead, he should probably hunker down.