FBI: THE DOG ATE MY LAPTOP

Nobody really knows how many laptops the FBI has irretrievably lost but they lose about four a month and admit to 120-160 being gone.

One of them had badge-making software in it. One had a duty roster with names and addresses. Cue "Woikin on mysteries without any clues".

It can be argued that and agent losing one of these things is every bit as dangerous as losing his sidearm. Human error is understandable but there has to be better inventory control systerms in place. Didn't somebody say were "at war!"

We don't leave intelligence or weapons laying around for our enemies to use against us. Sheesh!