JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO OUTSIDE

Went to an office supply store to buy something really exotic, like a pen refill and a little cover stock paper. I could not have been in the store ten minutes.

Of course, that was about eight minutes too long. I happened upon a couple looking at pencil sharpeners--pencil sharpeners, for God's sake! They were probably about 50 YOA and seemed civilized enough at first. Then they exploded. They were having a freaking all out war, a divide-up-the-retirement-fund-we're-splitting-the-sheets war over which freaking pencil sharpener to buy.

People! Get a retractible pencil and take this somewhere else. If I wanted to hear families fight, I'd go to WalMart!

Sheesh