HEY KID!: YOU WITH THE VIOLIN, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS

First let me say to all of my friends in the newspaper biz that I probably couldn't put out an error-free newspaper if I only had to do it once a month.

Still, it was disappointing that this little girl's achievement was written up in such a way as to mangle her name inconsistently. It was so bad that a careful reader didn't know either her first name or her last name.

So, Amanda/Miranda Bernard/Barnard--Well done. Keep it up and you'll need a press agent just to get your real name out there.

Why didn't I write about this as soon as the inconsistent article came out? I was waiting for the Bentster--his area of expertise. He's the Howie Kurz of the Basin.